Hear ye, hear ye: Chelsea Handler has some thoughts and feels about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's impending divorce. The comedian and best friend of Jennifer Aniston addressed the couple's split on her talk show, saying: "Brad and Angelina always said they wouldn't get married until everyone could get married. And I always said I wouldn't get married until they got divorced, so I'm officially accepting proposals. I'm ready."
But wait there are more musings to be had:
"There are rumors that part of the problem was that Brad was allegedly drinking and smoking too much weed," Handler quipped. "I wonder why he would need to self-medicate? Maybe because he could have been spending the last 12 years at Lake Como hanging out with George Clooney and Matt Damon instead of being stuck in a house with 85 kids speaking 15 different languages. Oh yeah, because he married a f*cking lunatic, that's why."
Dang, tell us what you really think, Chelsea. Actually, guess the comedian will be keeping semi-quiet from now on because she ended her segment with this real talk: "But we should all respect their privacy during this very difficult time. So this will be the last time I speak of this on TV. You can follow me on Twitter."
Will do. Also, please note that these comments were made before the reports of Brad Pitt being investigated for child abuse surfaced, which is obviously no laughing matter.
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