Andrew Garfield Disses Beyoncé, Pays a Fatal Price
Let this be a cautionary tale.
This weekend, Saturday Night Live satirized us. And by us, we mean all the diehard Beyoncé fans out there.
It all began with host Andrew Garfield and his famous last words, "not a huge fan of that one Drunk in Love song." From that point on, The Amazing Spiderman 2 star's life as he knew it was changed forever. He was banished from the land and hunted down by the ever-fearsome Beygency, an ominous group of men in suits and fedoras who are merciless when it comes to those who don't worship at the altar of Queen Bey. They don't waste a second before putting Garfield to werk.
Let this be a cautionary tale. You don't say anything bad about Beyoncé, understood?
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Lauren Valenti is Vogue’s former senior beauty editor. Her work has also appeared on ELLE.com, MarieClaire.com, and in In Style. She graduated with a liberal arts degree from Eugene Lang College, The New School for Liberal Arts, with a concentration on Culture and Media Studies and a minor in Journalism.
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