23 Things Taylor Swift Could Have Bought with Her Spotify Payout
Not to rub it in.
Keeping her interests and very specific taste in mind, we came up with 23 things Taylor Swift could have bought had she not put her foot down and pulled her oeuvre from Spotify.
1. 3,428 Scottish Fold cats to keep Olivia Benson company
2. 3,539 pairs of Christian Louboutin leopard-print buckled boots
3. 5,866 Knicks tickets (courtside seats, naturally)
4. 1,500,000 Levain Bakery chocolate chip walnut cookies
5. 428,877 copies of 1989 so it can keep breaking records
6. 1 main house in Hyannis Port
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7. 1 backup house in Hyannis Port
8. 7,511 McIntosh apples to bake into pies "because America"
9. 240,000 tubes of Nars Dragon Girl
10. 58,536 sets of watercolors
11. 315,955 bottles of Wonderstruck
12. 55,581 Polaroid cameras
13. 12,121 Alice+Olivia crop top and miniskirt sets
14. 4,651 M2Malletier leather clutches
15. 75,566 curling irons
16. 7,207,207 Mason jars to make into snowglobes
17. 273,348 canisters of Williams-Sonoma hot chocolate mix
18. 140,023 white fleece onesies to turn into Pegacorn costumes
19. 924 Oscar de la Renta tulle dresses to wear while hanging portraits of her boyfriend
20. 858,369 bottles of coffee creamer in seasonal flavors
21. 9,003,751 black Sharpies for writing messages on her hands
22. 100,000 pairs of her own Keds
23. 3 Shelby AC Cobras to demolish with a golf club
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Lauren Valenti is Vogue’s former senior beauty editor. Her work has also appeared on ELLE.com, MarieClaire.com, and in In Style. She graduated with a liberal arts degree from Eugene Lang College, The New School for Liberal Arts, with a concentration on Culture and Media Studies and a minor in Journalism.
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